Digest of Japanese Laws
I wondered what you were reading.
Those books are for
promising young people trying to enter the world of law.
Learn your place, you dog.
Shut up.
I can read whatever I want.
If you're going to keep complaining,
I can explain my inviolable right to read to you.
Forget about that.
More importantly, I want you to help me look for something.
I'm busy reading. I'll pass.
You arrogant little freeloader.
If you're not going to do it, end all of your biological activity.
You can continue reading six feet underground.
She's terrifying!
Fine, fine. So, what are we looking for?
My bra. The black one with lace.
You wear bras?
Considering how flat you are, I didn't think you need—
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Dog & Scissors
Episode Seven
The Dog Would Not be Shot but for its Cries
Idiot
We'll begin searching immediately.
I really like that bra.
Honestly speaking, I'm not very good at finding lost objects.
You're a dog.
Be a good dog and use that nose of yours.
My nose, huh? Okay, I got it.
Wh-Why did you suddenly leap at me?
You startled me.
I need your scent.
I can't find your bra if I don't know your scent.
I-In that case, I suppose it can't be helped.
Here, how's this?
A little strange, actually...
D-Don't move so much.
Hey.
Haven't you had enough?
You canine sexual predator!
How dare you grope your master's chest with your entire body?
What?
Unbelievable. There's a proper order to these things.
You can't just suddenly...
What? What do you mean, a proper order?
I didn't touch your breasts.
Where are your breasts, anyway?
You're so flat, I can't tell.
I'm so jealous.
The rough rope digging into your skin,
hanging there helpless and abandoned...
What do I have to do to experience such an intense punishment?
I'll tell you, so why don't you untie me?
Oh, Suzuna.
What are you doing here?
What? But Sensei, you told me to come immediately.
Return immediately, then.
Very well.
I'll call you once you get back to your office.
Come immediately.
Understood.
Oh, come on.
That's too tough on the mind and body.
Not at all. It's practically like a reward for me.
I've had enough of her.
You're looking for your lost bra?
I brought my laundry into this room yesterday.
I think it's around here somewhere.
It's your favorite bra?
I prefer rope, but what kind of bra are you looking for?
It's black with lace.
It has a design, and...
Listen, you perverted dog.
Even if you find it, you'd better not stare.
You stupid dog.
You've got some nerve playing hooky while
your master's not watching.
There you go again. I've had enough of this.
What?
Don't you understand?
You're committing a serious crime against books right now!
Seven literary sins, number one:
One: Disturbing someone who is trying to read
Disturbing someone who's trying to read.
Seven sins? There are six more of these?
Yeah, so listen closely.
[Seven Literary Sins] Harumi Kazuhito's book-related prohibitions. His arbitrary and biased personal opinions.
Number two: spoiling books.
Number three: treating books carelessly.
Number four...
That was close! Were you trying to kill me?
Sorry. It was so boring, I fell asleep.
Careless, careless Kirihime.
Your aim was awfully accurate for someone so careless.
Wait, that's...
Ow. What is this?
"Make it bigger?"
Make it bigger!
Perfect for those who want beautiful and bigger breasts!!
Nothing's more important than recognizing
your own weaknesses and being willing to overcome them.
Continuing to try despite knowing it's hopeless is amazing.
I'm impressed.
Are you satisfied with those last words?
Sensei, where are we going?
Boot Camp Shin-Inaba Resident Entrance
Our search of the room didn't turn up anything.
I thought we could try expanding the area of our search.
I did some light exercise yesterday.
Oh, you forgot to bring it home with you.
It seems like you wouldn't notice even if you weren't wearing one.
Suzuna, these lockers are quite sturdy.
Would you like to test their strength with your head?
Yes, gladly.
Do people really forget to put on their underwear?
Following every lead is the iron rule of mysteries.
Mysteries, huh?
I'm not too keen on meeting any underwear detectives.
That's not a bad idea.
What are you doing here?
What do you mean?
Normally, you'd wait outside.
You've finally shown your true nature, you indecent beast.
Indecent Beast
Please stop calling me that.
With my pretty appearance,
I can look at all the girls I want all the time.
I don't act like that!
Besides, I told you I'm not interested in three-dimensional girls.
I don't know about that.
When people like you are finally awakened,
they become unstoppable, you horny dog.
Horny Dog
Please stop!
You nasty dog.
Stop!
Perverted dog.
Stop that!
Everyone is looking at us.
If it's not here...
Is it possible it's been stolen?
An underwear thief, huh?
If that's the case, he'll have to pay for his sins with his body.
I'll start by flaying him and sewing his skin back on inside out.
Why do you always have such macabre ideas?
The Glaring God of War: Intruders will be killed immediately!
Considering the security level of this apartment,
it's unlikely I was robbed by an underwear thief.
Hey there, Natsuno-kun.
You're looking cool as usual.
Let's feel the burn together.
Nice pose!
So ripped!
So big!
It's Macho Munakata.
I can already feel myself suffocating.
I've got a special training menu planned for today.
Why don't we sweat together?
From the bottom of my heart, I decline your offer.
Those of you interested in my special breast enhancing menu,
please gather around these muscles.
He said breast enhancing.
Maybe I'll do some exercise.
I'll go back to your apartment and keep searching.
I can finally read.
My lactic acid is building up. It hurts so good.
Will this really increase the size of my breasts?
The fat in your breasts will burn off, and you'll become increasingly macho.
Natsuno-kun, let's help you build a thick chest like mine.
Sensei, it seems to have the opposite effect.
What's this? Could it be...
I see. It's Natsuno-san's bra.
What is it doing here?!
Now that I think of it, last night...
I was a little cold with just a blanket,
so I was looking for something to sleep under.
This isn't good.
I'll start by flaying him and sewing his skin back on inside out.
If she finds out, she'll literally kill me!
Sensei, look at this...
It must have been an underwear thief.
No.
Is something wrong with that book?
Could he have been trying to open this?
In any case, we'll have to ask the dog about this.
I completely failed at destroying the evidence.
I'll have to hide it somewhere she'll never find it
and pretend I don't know anything about it.
Kuro!
It's the mini demon!
Got you.
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy.
No!
Kuro, did you buy books again today?
What kind of books did you buy?
Hey!
This is...
It's a bra!
Hey, wait!
It's flatter than my sister's.
But it's so smooth and nice.
Could I have that back, please?
Kuro, stealing underwear is a crime.
Huh?
I know all about it.
They call this "giving in to temptation."
You know some big words, Yayoi.
I mean, hey!
Let's go talk to a policeman.
It's okay. I'll go with you.
Come on.
This is my chance!
Kuro?
Kuro, if you don't turn yourself in,
you'll never get your life back!
Kuro?
He hasn't been by yet today.
Do you know where
that dog might go, other than this place?
Well, let's see...
It's not so much that he goes anywhere as people go to see him.
What people?
He's become quite popular in the neighborhood.
He looks especially cute when he goes shopping.
That dog is winning everyone's affection indiscriminately.
Holding him feels so nice, too.
Holding him?
He's so fluffy and warm.
Kuro.
I'll have to increase his punishments.
Natsuno-san?
Nothing. Sorry for taking so much of your time.
I'll try somewhere else.
I'm sorry I wasn't more help.
I'm a little worried about him.
What?
There have been a lot of traffic accidents in the area lately.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for blocking your way for even an instant.
I'm sorry for making you expend energy uselessly because of me.
It's fine.
I'll start by killing myself.
Oh, but...
It would cause Sakura trouble if I died in front of the store.
Depressed
I never think things through. I'm sorry, Sakura.
Where could he be wandering around?
Was it just my imagination?
Where is that stupid dog?
This murderous rage...
It must be Natsuno.
Oh, no. She's nearby.
I need to bury this quickly.
I am a maid.
I'm a maid employed by a rich young girl.
A song?
Alone on an island, left to take care of the mansion.
I am a maid.
Wh-What is that?
Zapper of Corruption
I am a maid. Sometimes my days are filled with loneliness.
She's monologuing?
But it won't beat me.
After all, I have my love from my mistress.
How long is this going to keep going?
My sister is always bullying and mistreating me,
but I will not lose.
Huh? That sounds familiar.
As long as I have these brilliant feelings in
my heart and this song in my head,
I will never give up!
I will never lose! I am a maid!
I will never lose. I am a maid.
It's "Revelations of a Servant."
Revelations of a Servant
The highly artistic book won several literary awards
and was well received overseas.
Award
Written by the young master beyond the abyss,
Himehaji Momiji
that's one of Himehagi Momiji's works!
The world is mine.
The world is yours.
Amazing.
I can't believe she's recreating the dance from the novel so perfectly.
Fight, the maid.
Fight, the people.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Y-You saw, didn't you?
Well, you were dancing out in the open.
You saw.
I didn't see anything!
Someone saw me, someone saw me!
What am I going to do?!
I guess I'll kill him.
What?!
Yes, that's right.
Now that he knows a secret I even keep from my mistress,
I cannot let him live, even if he is only an animal.
I'll make you sparkling clean...
What?
With my beloved broom...
The Zapper of Corruption!
Why? That's not even a broom!
Come on.
I'm going to die! She's going to kill me!
Am I cursed by women and blades?
I underestimated you.
It seems the former ace of the thirteenth squad has lost their edge.
If I can just make it to the street...
Ouch.
I'm saved.
What?!
You're kidding.
Seriously?
Am I going to die again?
No! I want to read more of Akiyama Shinobu's books!
I won't let you die so easily, you stupid dog!
You idiot, do you want to die?
N-Natsuno?
I can't believe you'd attack someone else's dog.
Maids these days are so poorly trained.
That's a nice weapon you've got there.
Not that it stands a chance against my Zapper of Corruption.
Stone roasted potatoes. Get your potatoes.
You got lucky today,
but I have a feeling we'll cross swords eventually.
Fresh hot potatoes. Get your potatoes.
His roasted potatoes are excellent.
I'm sure my mistress will like them.
What was that about?
Maids these days are terrifying.
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
I'm fine, thank you.
Unbelievable...
Natsuno...
You're covered in filth.
What happened to you?
Well, I...
This...
W-Well, you see, Natsuno-san, there's a good reason for this.
You saw, didn't you?
What?
You mean the dog design?
You said it was your favorite.
A dog? A miniature dachshund?
Dog!
Me V
Don't tell me you...
You like dogs.
And you like miniature dachshunds.
I missed that one.
I guess I'm not very dog-like.
It's humiliating, but at least I'll live.
I should try to act as dog-like as possible so she'll forgive me.
I can try to get sympathy by whimpering.
Yeah, it'll work.
Choose.
What?!
A, die. B, die. C, die. Which is it?
That's only one choice!
Natsuno-san...
You're kidding!
You're out of time.
You will receive A, B, and C, and die three times.
I told you I wouldn't let you die so easily.
You're terrifying!
That's not how you said it before!
Why do we always have to do this?!
Please, put away those scissors!
Stop!
Episode Preview
Welcome to "Good Water Shining," where Akizuki Maxi will introduce you
to the hot springs of the nation.
This episode's subject are the Blade Hot Springs.
Effective for removing rust,
its water will improve the cutting edge of your scissors...
What is this?
It will make you shine brilliantly!
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Episode Eight
Yes! It is as you say, Maxi-sama!